Natalie Portman Is Having A Boy
In my heart of hearts, I knew that when Natalie Portman announced she was pregnant that it would be with a boy. But I'm not psychic by any means. (My uncle can add or subtract any group of numbers (as long as they're either three-digit, double-digit or single digit numbers only) and he can calculate what the sum or the difference in his head and tell you immediately, so maybe my gender prediction ability stems from that. If it does, I hereby charge a fee of whatever the cost is of a one-hour long dog walking session in your neighborhood.) Solidifying other opportunities aside, I just knew Portman would conceive a boy because she seems much more like a woman who could be heard screaming "Thomas!" or "Sean!" or "Felipe!" in the park. She definitely would never be heard shouting something like "Elizabeth!" or "Caroline!" Nah guys, she's surely the mom to a boy, and I know that as much as I know why people choose to buy ink refills for their pens instead of just buying new pens.
But let this be a lesson to everyone! It is a RISK to get pregnant because YOU COULD HAVE SOMETHING THAT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING A GIRL, AND YOU CAN'T EVEN TRY TO GET IT RIGHT UNTIL SIX WEEKS HAVE PASSED.